Do you poor little sissy bitches have tight little blue balls right now?  Do you actually have to have vanilla sex to spew your goo?  Hehe.  Well, here is another way that you can get in touch with Me to relieve those little blue balls and get back to the real you – the sissy you.

Phone Encounters is a phone sex site similar to the one that you may be used to.  It’s easy and free to sign up.  You can get some more information about it here.  I’ll be getting My listings and recordings approved over the next few days, so keep a look out for new stuff from Me on Phone Encounters. Talk to you soon, sissy boyz!

I was just having fun browsing vids on YouTube when I came across this video:  Sissies Gone Wild!  Hahahaha!  This is one of the funniest sissy videos I have seen in a while.  What a bunch of ridiculous sissy sluts!  You have to check it out.  While you are watching it, sissy boy, think about the fact that you are just as ridiculous looking as they are.  Put on your frilly sissy panties and get ready to Go Wild!  HAHAHAHA!

Shaving all that yucky boy hair off of your body is a very important step in your feminization and sissification.  You will be amazed at the difference you will feel with soft, smooth, sexy sissy legs!  Everything will feel different against them.  All day long, as your pants and socks rub against your hairless legs, you’ll feel how smoooooth they are and you’ll be reminded that you are not a real man – you are a sissy!

The best way to get a good shave is to soften up the hair and skin.  You will also need a pink razor and girly shaving cream.  Take a trip to the drug store and get a good quality girly shaving cream and razor.  Don’t cheap out on this or you will shred your legs.  This is not a good look for a sissy.  You are ridiculous enough already.

While you are at the store, you might as well get some bubble bath and some flowery body lotion.  If you soak in a nice hot tub that will help to soften up your hair for a good shave.  To really add to the feminization of the shaving ritual, take a glass of wine and a magazine in the tub with you.  Light a few candles, roll up a towel to use as a neck pillow and unwind as you sink into the warm bath!  What a sissy, sissy faggot!

If possible, you may want to trim some of the length of your leg hair off before you get into the tub.  You can try an electric trimmer.   Make sure to hold it away from your skin, though.  You only want to shorten the hair, then use the blade to shave close.  Try to leave about 1/4 inch of hair.

Start at your ankles and work your way up your slutty leg.  Don’t press to hard and go easy around the curves!  Use plenty of shaving cream, but keep rinsing the razor.  Don’t let it get all mucked up with hair and shaving cream.  When you get to your knees, take it slow and use a light touch.  It’s easy to nick yourself here.

Continue all the way up to your sissy clit and make sure that is hairless too. As you shave, go over the skin with your free hand, making sure you have not missed any spots.  Don’t go over any one spot too many times, though, you may irritate your skin.

Maybe next time you take a sissy beauty bath you can have your brightly polished toes sticking out of the bubbles!  For now, rinse off and gently pat yourself dry.  Make sure to do it in a swishy way.  This will help your sissification!  When dry, but still moist and a little damp slather your whorish body with lots of body lotion.  Caress yourself as you do it.  Mmmm!  Soooo smooooth!

If your skin is sensitive, wait a day or two to shave your stubble again.  But remember, a sissy should not have stubbly legs.  There is nothing sexier than smooth, moisturized, shapely legs.  Just wait until you slip a pair of stockings onto your new sissified legs.  Enjoy!  Hehe.

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It is very important for sissy boys to have lovely manicures and pedicures. Even if your sissy nails can not be polished, they must be well groomed and manicured at all times! For those of you girly boys who actually have not gotten your nails done yet, you will be surprised at how feminine it makes you feel. And those of you who haven’t gotten your nails done yet, give yourselves a spank. That’s very naughty!

Seeing nicely shaped nails with groomed cuticles at the end of your cock stroking hands is going to make you feel very sissified. If you can not go to a salon to have your sissi-cure, then go to the drug store and get a nail grooming kit. Make sure to get emery boards, cuticle conditioner, cuticle clippers and girly smelling hand lotion. While you are there, get some whore-red nail polish and matching lipstick too.

You will have to practice a bit to get used to shaping your nails.  As you get better at it, you will find that you do not need to keep your nails long, you can keep them with just a tiny bit of white showing at the tip yet they will still look feminine when properly cared for!

You will also have to practice giving yourself a pedicure.  You will love making a bowl of popcorn, sitting in your sissy panties and bra and doing your nails one night.  Hehe.  Since you are not a girl, and you are only a ridiculous sissy bitch, you must wear very slutty and bright nail polish so that everybody knows what a whore you are.  It should match your lipstick and the general color scheme of your outfit.

A proper sissy boy will have his toenails polished and groomed at all times.  If you can not keep your toe nails polished, then get them buffed and pedicured.  You will notice the difference right away and you will love the way it makes you feel!

For those times that you have a while to yourself to play, buy yourself a set of fake nails.  You will absolutely love how they make your girly hands look and feel.  You will be surprised at how quickly you start to move your hands in a more feminine manner with your new sissy finger nails.

Tips for lovely sissy fingernails and toenails:

• Use the emery boards to GENTLY shape your nails.
• Keep your cuticles oiled and trimmed.
• Carry an emery board with you in case a nail gets jagged.
• Keep your girly  boy hands and feet soft at all times with flowery hand lotion.
• Go to the salon as often as possible for a sissy manicure and pedicure.
• Trim all icky boy hair on your fingers or toes.

Have fun with your new girly hands and feet!  Hehe.  Be patient and practice and you can have pretty sissy hands for cock stroking and sexy sissy feet for strutting around in high heeled sandals like a whore!

This is so cute, I had to post it.  Only you sissy sluts could inspire Me to turn it into something dirty though.  Lol.  Watch this funny video and make sure that while you watch it that you bend over and shake your tail feather for Me!!  Be sure you can still see the monitor, though.  Hehehehe!!

Shake Your Tail Feather!

BTW – I tried to embed this damn video all night, but I have been unsuccessful.  Grrr…  If the above link doesn’t seem to work, make sure that it isn’t underneath the stripper. 

Talk about emasculation!  Check this sissy vid out.  It’s actually a commercial, but I found it today on YouTube and HAD to post it.  I wonder how many of you have actually done something like this.  Hahahaha!

Imagine being all dressed up in your sissy panties and bra and then having the whole world see you dress like that.  What a humiliated sissy boy you would be.  Hehe.  That’s what you sissy sluts dream of anyway, isn’t it?  Exposing your girly fetish to the world?!

Hmmm…anyone who wants to make a sissy video and mention My name in it will get a special reward.  I can post it here on My website and everyone can see you for the whore that you really are!

Edit: Here’s the link to the video on YouTube. For some reason when I embedded the video, it screwed up My blog layout. So here’s the link instead:   How Not To Cross Dress.

This sissy caption is great!  I love the thought of one of My sissy sluts bent over a pool table in a short skirt!  That sissy whore ass would stick out and let everyone know that this sissy is for sale.  Cross dressers and cock suckers like that should do some dirty work.  Cock sucking and money making dirty work, that is!

If you have been following My sissy make up lessons, you should be really getting the hang of how to apply sissy make up by now.  You will have learned all about how to cover your icky boy beard stubble, how to choose and apply eyeshadow and how to pick the best lipstick for that sissy faggot whore effect.

Today’s sissy make up lesson is all about eye liner and mascara.  They are subtle, but they can create some stunning results.  Well, stunning results on a girl, that is.  But, never the less, eye liner and mascara will have a big impact on your sissy face and eyes.

I found the perfect ‘how to’ for applying eye liner.  Of course, this lesson is for girls.  But that’s what you want to be, isn’t it.  Hehe.  So take some time and check out the eyeliner lesson.  It gives you great tips for choosing colors.  For example, if you have blue eyes, a rich sable brown will work well.  For green eyes, purples are great.

If you want to create a soft, smokey sexy effect for your sissy eyes, choose an eye pencil.  Try it on the back of your hand and see if it applies well with a some what light touch.  If it doesn’t apply smoothly on the back of your hand, it won’t apply smoothly on your sissy whore eyes either.  Besides, being a sissy is embarrassing and emasculating.  Standing in the make up aisle of a drug store (you can get more expensive sissy make up when you have learned the application techniques) testing eye liners will certainly cause you to feel humiliated and emasculated.  If you buy a pencil for your sissy eyes, don’t forget to buy a sharpener.

Check out the liquid eye liners too.  They are great for creating a sharper, crisper sissy slut eye.  It will take some practice to learn to apply liquid eye liner well, so you might want to start with a pencil.  Either way, you’ll get the hang of it quickly.  You’ll be surprised how much of a difference they make to your eyes.  Check out the tips I mentioned and when practicing, remember that the purpose of eye liner is to define and shape eyes, yet make them look bigger and sexier.  In your case, sluttier.  Practice applying the eye liner a few times before applying eye shadow.  Once you get the hang of it, liner goes over shadow.  As with all make up, remember, less is more.  Almay has some great new eye color coordinated liners, mascaras and shadows.

Mascara will complete your sissy slut eye make up!  This site has some great tips for application of mascara.  There are lots of types of mascara to choose from.  Some extend lashes, some thicken lashes, some make eyes look bigger.  You probably have no idea what type of mascara you should buy.  So for now, just buy a basic mascara.  Follow the guide lines for color and practice.

With mascara more than anything else, I think, remember the rule – less is more!  You don’t want ugly clumps of mascara clinging to your lashes.  You want beautiful, slutty sissy lashes which compliment your other sissy eye make up.  New mascaras will tend to  be gloppy.  Use the sides of the tube to wipe off excess.  Then, starting with your outer, upper lashes, add a thin coat from base to tip.  Keep some q-tips handy so you can correct mistakes as you paractice.  Check out these tips, then experiment with your sissy make up.  You’ll feel like such a hot, humiliated girly boy!

You may call Me as you play with your new girly make up toys and tell Me all about what you are doing, how it makes you look and how it makes you feel!  You’re such a sissy!

How humiliating!  Lol.  I love this sissy caption.  Sissies must be continually emasculated and humiliated so that they don’t think they are real men, even for a minute.  Besides, I’m sure this hot girl has a stud cock to take care of her.  That only adds to your emasculation and humiliation!  You’ll never deserve such a hot girl!